Millie incident

Just realised that you might be wondering what the 'Millie incident' was.  At 5.30am this morning our Miniatue Schnauzer, Millie, was yelping in the garden.  Shouting out of the bedroom window had no effect so I donned chavvy traksuit bottoms and a t-shirt and ventured down the garden in my wellies.  No sign of the dog so I let the chooks out of their roosting box into the run.

Discovered the bloody dog had crawled though a Miniature Schnauzer sized hole in the fence into next door's garden...yes the same long suffering next door later invaded by Naughty Nugget.  Cajoaled the dog back to the hole and dragged her through the hole by the scruff of the neck whilst cursing freely.  All this to a chorus of clucks from the girls; clearly awestruck by my dog whispering abilities.

Needless to say the said hole has been blocked with a few kilos of hardcore.  Bring it on, Schnauzer!